I couldn't get through the supermarket without seeing people
I knew or who knew me. The encounters could add forty-five minutes of hellos to
my mission on the weekends. I was a hospital nurse and had kids in the public
school in a community I had lived for half my life; I knew everyone, or they
knew me.
On return from the supermarket, my husband, The Unpleasable,
invariably asked who I had seen. He was not interested socially. My usual
response was, "Oh, no one, really. Mary from work."
“Mary who?”
“Mary Kadigan. Works in tech.”
He didn’t know there was no Mary Kadigan in tech. She was
fictional, my placeholder, a social thingamajig. “Mary”
satisfied him enough to stop hassling me. Though he sensed this was incomplete,
Mary and I weren’t worth his time to pursue further. He made his point: he kept
tabs on me when I was out of our house.
On a Saturday grocery expedition, I turned my cart into the
pickle aisle. A cheerful, attractive woman turned from studying jars of Mount Olive.
“Oh my gosh! Hi! I haven’t seen you in ages! How are you?
And the kids?” She had a generous smile and a stylish haircut.
I drew a total blank; I had no idea who she was. As she chattered,
I listened for clues to tip me off to her identity. I learned long ago that
instead of saying, "I'm sorry, I forgot your name," if I waited and
listened, the other person would reveal personal details, and I'd figure it
out. Confessing that I don't remember implies they weren't significant enough
to retain their name. It was too uncomfortable; the pulse of my being was people
pleasing.
But there was no hint forthcoming.
"Oh, listen," she broke off. "I've got to
run! See you again soon!"
She touched my hand resting on the cart handle and went on
her way. I expected her name would come to me eventually.
I crossed paths with her at the supermarket, the pharmacy,
or other generic places every few weeks. I did not see her at work or the schools,
places with context.
Still, I did not confess to her that I was clueless about
who she was. She was always so upbeat and pleased to see me that it was
engaging and distracting. Eventually, dread began to eclipse my curiosity and
pleasure. Sometimes, I would see her before she saw me, giving me a second or
two to avoid her. I liked her, but not to get caught as a fraud.
I perfected the
supermarket end-aisle-dodge. I'd spy her jacket or hair from a distance or hear
her speaking in her distinctive chirpy voice and scurry around the corner,
unseen. Even when it meant skipping an item on my list, that was better than
the "I'm going to get caught" anxiety.
Once, when my
twelve-year-old daughter was with me, I panicked. I grabbed her by the arm.
"Come here, quick! Around the corner!" She resisted, pulling her arm
back.
“Mom! What’s with
you? Let go!” I pulled her two aisles over. “Come on!” I hissed.
I made her sneak back with me so that she could see the
Mystery Woman. “See her? Who is she? Do you know her?” I demanded.
“No, Mom! Let go of me! You tell me!”
"I don't know; that's why I'm asking you. Her kids are
in school with you."
"Okay. What're their names?"
“I don’t know. That’s the problem.”
"How would I know then? Get real, Mom. You can be such
a weirdo! Why don't you ask her?" It was a statement of the obvious to
her, not a question.
Over five or six years, Mystery Woman and I changed
hairstyles, gained, and lost weight, joined and dropped out of Jazzercise,
Curves, and Zoomba. We dished out endless "You look greats!" and
encouragement like bottomless bar drinks. We raised kids from single digits to
young teenagers on our platforms of failing marriages. And then alone when we
got divorced (I learned her husband's name was Jim). We hugged and told each
other that it would all be okay; things would get better. I wasn't always sure
of that, and she probably wasn't either. But it's what you say in public. I
withheld comment when she looked like hell, clearly wrung out by life. I'm sure
she did the same for me. And all of this while buying Sloppy Joe mix,
SpaghettiOs, and coffee. We'd heft our loaded grocery carts to the side,
letting others pass by so we could update. I worried my frozen food items would
thaw. She probably did, too. But my need for connection trumped my peas and
corn. I hope she felt the same about her frozen pizza and Weight Watcher's
meals. Though I knew her grocery preferences and had affection for her, I still
didn't know her name.
At work, I told my friend Sharon about my dilemma. Thinking
she might know her, I described Mystery Woman in detail, which I could do right
down to her taste in jewelry and shoes. "Does she sound familiar?"
“No. Who is she?”
“That’s what I’ve been telling you! I have no idea who she
is. It’s gone on so long I can’t tell her I don’t know her name!” I was a little shrill.
Sharon laughed. “Are you kidding me? You haven’t asked her?
Why the hell not! That’s so crazy!”
I winced. Crazy? No, not crazy.
"I feel like a jerk! I never admit to people I don't
know who they are. It's dismissive and sounds like they weren't worth my
attention. It feels wrong. I don't want to be the cause of that, so I fake it.
Don't you?"
"Hell no!" She declared. "I don't care what
they think. I ask who they are. I'm not rude; I just admit I don't remember.
What's wrong with that? It's honest."
“I don’t know…it just feels crappy, like I’m being
insulting.”
“Well, that’s ridiculous. Get over it. Tell her you
don’t know who the F she is! Uh…not like that, obviously. You know what I
mean.” She shook her head, chuckling as she went about her business.
I continued to run into Mystery Woman, my fear compounding
with each encounter. I'd tell myself every time that I was finally going to
fess up. I'd make a clever joke out of it, always my default. I was
quick-witted, bawdy, irreverent, whatever it took to divert the other person.
People said I was funny, but I didn't feel funny. I had dug a deep hole from
which I could not get the courage to haul myself.
I knew there would be a day of reckoning for my dishonesty,
my failure to own a less than perfect part of myself. I would be outed as a
fraud. And that day did come. My neighbor Deanna's car, broke down, so we went
to the supermarket. In the store lobby, we each got a cart. As I pulled mine
out and turned, there was the Mystery Woman. I felt sick to my stomach. I
prayed Deanna would go ahead into the store. I stalled, exchanging pleasantries
hoping to avoid an introduction. Deanna wasn't moving along, and it was now
awkward.
Touching the Mystery Woman's arm, I said, "Oh my gosh!
I'm so sorry! I'm such a dope! I should introduce you!" Gesturing to my
friend, I said, "This is my friend, Deanna. And Deanna, this is,
uh…." Looking the Mystery Woman in the eye, I giggled. "Oh geez! I
don't remember your maiden name! Are you using that or your married name?"
Of course, I was full of bull. I didn't know any of her names, only that she
was divorced. She giggled heartily, reaching to shake Deanna's hand.
“Ha! It’s Johnson again. Julie Johnson. Isn’t that easier
than when it was Rigelletoni? What a nightmare that was! And not just the
name!" Pleased with her double entendre, she laughed hard. I was so
relieved to have saved face and pulled it off. After a few minutes, she went on
her way.
Deanna said, “She’s delightful! I don’t remember you
mentioning her before.”
"Oh, ah, I don't know her that well." Which wasn't
exactly true anymore. I did know her well and had become quite fond of her; we
were friends now. And so, I had to come clean. I was relieved.
A month later, I ran into Julie Johnson at the hardware
store. For the first time, I called to her in an aisle. "Hey, Julie! How
are ya?" Her usual lighthearted,
cheerful self, she prattled about her teenaged daughter giving her a headache,
rolling her eyes in mock exasperation
“Ya, daughters will do that to you!” I laughed. “Listen,
uh…I want to tell you something,” I started.
It came easily. I told Julie the whole thing, how I had
never known her name, how I faked it thinking I'd figure it out until I boxed
myself in and couldn't admit that I didn't. I told her because I lied, I always
gave full attention to what she said to me so I wouldn't be caught. Because of
that, I got to know her more deeply than I would have otherwise. And I really
liked her. I knew in my heart that we were now true friends. "I hope you
forgive me, Julie."
Of course, she did and thought it was all hilarious.
"You goof! You could have told me!"
She
forgave me; our friends forgive us things for which we do not forgive
ourselves. It’s love. Now, when I don’t know someone’s name, I tell them. It’s
not that hard. Because I forgive myself. Forgiveness is at the root of love.
Supermarket Trauma #124
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